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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that no matter how much you move a piece of paper, It remains stationary..."

"Why did the Prostitute leave the leper colony? Business was dropping off!"

"Pedophiles... are fucking immature assholes"

"Sharp and short! **Husband** : I love you! **Wife** : Not today!"

"I workout religiously About once or twice around the holidays"

"I've been reading a book about the history of glue. I can't put it down!"

"What does alcohol free beer taste like? Like going down on your sister. It tastes the same but something's not right."

"What should you do if you have a basset hound over for dinner? Have a short table!"

"""Hey, Mr Tambourine Man, play a song for me."" *shakes tambourine* ""Got any others?"" *shakes tambourine* ""Sounds a lot like the last one"""

"My snowboarding career has really gone downhill."