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Joke of the Day
"What does Canadian Fonzie say? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, Eh?"
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"Why won't Hillary ever pull out? She's never finished screwing people."
"A pessimist is always alone. An optimist is always two away from a threesome."
"How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? Rename the mail folder ""Instruction Manuals."""
"What kind of bird opens doors ? A kiwi !"
"What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny"
"""You remind me of this hooker i knew."" ""You knew a hooker?"" hey you don't call her that, she's your mother."
"*first astronaut lands on Mars* NASA: How does it feel son? Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band"
"Twitter should give you 5,000 followers when you start and then you have to try and lose them."
"The Energizer bunny was just releases from prison. He was charged with battery. . . ."