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Joke of the Day
"What animal's alphabet is just like ours? A Baby Ceel's"
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"Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)"
"[at the mall] ""I've lost my son. Can you make an announcement for me?"" ""Sure, what's his name?"" ""Xander."" ""See, that's why he ran off."""
"Documentaries must provide 90% of the employment for violin players."
"I've just joined a reggae band playing the triangle. I just stand there and ting."
"How will you know your sister has period? When you taste blood in your father's dick"
"My grandma warned that boys only want one thing from me. So I hid my PlayStation 3."
"Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend? Because all the girls know he just wants to smash"
"What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies? Almond Joy."
"Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car? So he always hits the green when he's driving."