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Joke of the Day

"A priest, a rabbi, and a scientist walk into a bar... and have a wonderful conversation about politics."

"Somebody wake up Green Day."

"My friend just told me I don't know how to make jokes. That's shit because I once sent ten of my puns to an online contest. No, they didn't make it to the finals... No pun in ten did."

"Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry? I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes."

"Why can you trust a coffee roaster? Because he never spills the beans :-)"

"What do successful businessmen and aids patients have in common They both take risks and get positive results"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's **not** funny!"

"Funny things to say after loudly farting in a public toilet I'll start with a couple I've heard: ""Systems check cleared - ready for drop..."" ""Whups, I'm sorry, I need to get that fixed..."""

"My neighbor doesn't like it when I put garbage in his backyard so I stopped burying people there."

"Why do farts smell? So that deaf people can enjoy them too."