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Joke of the Day

"Mathematically speaking, 9/11 was quite rational"

"SOCIAL MEDIA GROUPS For how small springfield is, it has a lot of social media groups... Which one do you like/hate? 217 Problems Springfield exposed Springfaild"

"I ran out of tortilla chips so I'm freebasing salsa."

"Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels? She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf."

"Me: WOW. Look at those legs! Her: Thank you. M: They'd look great around my neck! H: Hey! M: Wish I'd brought my saw. H: WHAT?!? M: Nothing."

"""But I need braaaaaaains!"" ~A frustrated zombie at a Trump rally"

"""Do it!"" Nah, I don't wanna. ""Come on, man!"" No way. ""It'll be fun!"" I don't know... ""Do it for the Vine!"" Oh alright. *Hitler invades Poland*"

"Ancient wisdom: There is no tri... only a do-ceratops. Just dug this joke up."

"Got an extension cord, and moved the microwave right into bed with me. This 2015 is looking like a good one already."

"Why does internet explorer ask so many questions? Because it's insecure. It has trust issues."