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Joke of the Day

"A man walks up to two nuns and reveals himself to them, one had a stroke... ... the other couldn't quite reach."

"I think I just figured out the name of the modern day Thieves Guild. EA"

"What do you call a ghost that loves soccer? Ghoooooooooooooouuull!"

"Does anybody know the name of that Godzilla Movie? It's the one where another monster actually breaks one of Godzilla's legs. I can't remember the name of the movie, but it has a huge cast."

"Hey girl is there wifi here? Cuz i feel a connection"

"""I'd kill you if I thought I could get away with it"".......things that were said to me during my divorce. Hey guy's, she's available!"

"When I first met my boyfriend, he told me he shared something in common with the KKK... He was right, that man is a wizard under the sheets."

"Everything is made in China. But babies are made in Vachina 1"

"What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime? It was taken into custardy."

"What are 3 words that men hate during sex? *""Honey*, I'm home!"""