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Joke of the Day

"Have you seen www.blottingpaper.com? Yes I found it very absorbing."

"Late-Night Jokes Of The Week (VIDEO)"

"Hunters Two hunters are in the woods. One passes out, so the other calls 911. ""How may we assist you?"" ""I think my friend is dead."" ""Make sure he's dead."" *Bang* ""Done."""

"Intelligent people are some of the biggest idiots I've ever met."

"Police I thought I saw a police chopper this morning but it was just his baton sticking out."

"Religion is like farts... Everyone likes the smell of their own, but not someone doing it in their face. Hope it hasn't been said before :)"

"Did anybody else see the lunar eclipse tonight? I looked, but I couldn't see it."

"I am... A joke !"

"Black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.... and the bartender says ""Hey, that's pretty cool. Where'd you get it? "" The parrot said, "" Africa, they have millions of them."""

"Bert : 'Ernie, do you want to get some icecream?' Ernie : 'Sherbert'"