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Joke of the Day

"Musing I've had: If a person has sex with sheep, do they need to wear a condomn?"

"How can you tell when a German is joking? Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!"

"Jesus went into an inn. He handed the innkeeper 3 nails and asked, ""Can you put me up for the night?"""

"I was going to be a banker... But I lost interest"

"Did you hear about the kidnapping in Dallas? They woke him up."

"Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I'm the jerk."

"Is google a woman? Because it won't let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions."

"When does a joke become a Dad Joke? When it leaves you and doesn't come back."

"The best jokes are often unintentional; take this one for example What is the square root of 69? Ate something...."

"To err is human; to moo bovine."