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Joke of the Day

"Me: We need to go. 11: Go without me. 7: Sometimes when parents go without their kids, they get arrested, and I can't let that happen."

"Can bees fly in the rain ? Not without their little yellow jackets !"

"A man and a small child walk into a deep dark forest. ""Dad,"" the child says ""I'm scared."" ""You're scared?"" the man scoffs. ""I've got to walk back this way on my own"""

"What did the 3D Vector say after making a bad joke? i j k"

"Life is like toilet paper... You're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."

"[packing for holiday] WIFE: U don't have to only put suits in a suitcase ME: [putting underwear in briefcase] I don't make the rules Karen"

"Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were a child? Well he is back in town and wants you to give him a call."

"Nothing cuts deeper than an insult with bad grammar and a spelling mistake."

"Q: What connects the computers in Sauron's office? A: A Tolkien Ring network."

"A nutritionist wants us to examine a sandwich. So lettuce..."