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Joke of the Day

"I wanted to ride my bike, But it was two tired."

"Today I saw two blind people fighting I shouted ""I'm supporting the one with the knife!"" They both ran away."

"What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison? A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)"

"All of the heroes of Overwatch have natural hair colors... Because heroes never dye."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need one nail to hang the picture"

"If Rihanna was a bear name one of her songs. Bees Better Have My Honey"

"What is Bill Clinton's favorite instrument? The Whore-Monica"

"Typical day Just saw Denzel Washington on the street and said ""Hey Denzel! Can I get a picture with you?"" And he's all like ""I'm not Denzel you racist piece of shit."" Classic Denzel."

"""Oh, Monster TRUCK rally. Haha of course..."" *Frankenstein slowly backs out of the room, hiding a 24 pack of condoms behind his back*"

"The man who created knock knock jokes deserves a no-bell prize."