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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to ride my bike, But it was two tired."
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"Subway wasn't the only thing Jared Fogle was eating fresh"
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"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lic-Alot-O-Puss"
"my spirit guide told me to scale the shelves at Cosco and build a nest with toilet paper"
"A death metal song about an Excel spreadsheet not doing what I want."
"What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire? A scarfish"
"A woman is quick to reject a man that lives with his mother, but will accept a man that lives with his wife."
"Have you seen that old movie about the KKK? I hear it's a real cult classic."
"Apparently If ur BF says ""if anything happens to me,I want u to meet someone new...."" ""anything"" doesn't include getting stuck in traffic."