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Joke of the Day
"The doctor asked for a urine sample, a blood sample and a semen sample So I gave him my underwear"
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"I was disappointed to learn Flickr is not a site about female masturbation."
"Women Odors A man walks up to a woman and says ""Excuse me, can I smell your pussy?"" She says ""no"" He says ""Oh, then it must be your socks"""
"My boss told me: ""Dress for the job you want..."" so there will be a stormtrooper at tomorrow morning's meeting."
"What do you call a black man walking down the street? A pedestrian."
"What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby? Go ask your mom"
"I'm starting a Kickstarter to bring a lion from Africa and let it loose in a dentist's office."
"How did the Scarecrow win the award? He was outstanding in is field."
"My brother just asked me what 'FAP' meant... Shit! Now I am starting to regret leaving comments on his missus facebook pics."
"Two cannibals are sitting around eating dinner. One begins to complain to the other, ""You know, I really don't like my mother in law."" ""Then just eat the noodles."""