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Joke of the Day
"The doctor asked for a urine sample, a blood sample and a semen sample So I gave him my underwear"
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"Apparently, ""I just assumed"" is a horrible answer when your wife asks you why you bought her the ""heavy flow"" tampons."
"You ever notice when your phone decides to call someone its someone you don't want to talk to.!"
"Me: Nice biker jacket. You ride? Him: No Me: So you're a liar? Him: Me: Him: Nice yoga pants Me: That jacket looks so awesome on you!"
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Black and willing to choke me a little bit."
"Charlie Sheen Says He Has HIV... Finally a positive in his life."
"Doctor Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox!"
"In the house of mathematics, where are the tautologies found? They're kept in the Axiom Attic."
"Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license? He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh."
"What's black and rhymes with 'snoop' Dr. Dre"