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Joke of the Day

"What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books? ""I don't know what you're Tolkien about!"" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb."

"What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores? Spirits"

"I've made friends on Twitter I never would've met in real life, and I wouldn't trade them for anything less than $200."

"Where do socialist birds lay their eggs? In a communest (pls ^dont ^^be ^^^repost)"

"I think it's nice that the vowels sometimes let ""Y"" into their crew."

"A server asked the manager whether she should give a fork or spoon with the customer's mashed potatoes. The manager said ""Personally, I don't give a fork."""

"I painted my scanner black so it would run faster. Now it can't read."

"It only takes a few seconds to show someone how you feel about them. The police call it indecent exposure but whatever...."

"Ran into the apple store and used their bathroom .... iPeed"

"What do you call an asian golddigger? Cha Ching"