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Joke of the Day

"I've assembled a list of all the jokes feminists find funny:"

"I saw a woman crying as she was buying tampons earlier. Must be going through a tough period in her life."

"I just found a human tooth and a pair of underwear in my purse. I might be a serial killer or I might be a mom, you'll never know."

"I'm just one more bad decision away from my own reality show."

"[Supermarket] Me: QUICK, WHERE IS YOUR FROZEN SECTION Assistant: Aisle 7 Me: GREAT [opens trench coat and 6 penguins fall out] let's go guys"

"Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel."

"Why are cows so horny? Cause they're always in the moo'd!"

"What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook? ""I just booked a cook for cooking the books."""

"What are Benedict Cumberbatch's fans called? Cumberbitches."

"A pizza delivery guy knocks on the door Two men answer the door and invite him inside. They ask him if he wants to have a threesome. He replies, ""just the tip please""."