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Joke of the Day

"Some people say they get runner's high... I just get runner's OH GOD MY CHEST IS COLLAPSING I FEEL LIKE DEATH"

"I hate tacos Said no Juan ever."

"Why aren't there any jokes about Jonestown? The punchline was too long"

"Saw this on a wall while on some down time in the restroom, made me laugh ...Silly This is my first time posting, but this made me laugh ... Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? ... .. Answer: Dr.Dre"

"I bought a metronome recently, I left it in my car as I stopped at the bank machine for a minute, came back and it was gone, someone stole it but was caught... ...now I hear the thief is doing 2/4"

"Q: What did the tie say to the neck? A: I think I'll just hang around."

"My dog crosses her paws regally while lying on the floor, like she didn't just eat the contents of the bathroom trash can."

"I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage... The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity."

"What is an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The spacebar!"

"My white cat has been beating up my black cat a lot lately so I guess he's been reading the news and knows he won't get punished for it."