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Joke of the Day

"Q: How do you say ""take a shit"" in Japanese? A: Shit-take Q: How do you say ""took a shit"" in Japanese? A: Shit-take-mashita"

"What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year? He made them Batman."

"Why is Jesus so bad at hockey? Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards."

"How does Pinocchio's father know when his son tells a lie? He just nose it."

"Glad I'm not a general, because auto-correct just changed ""lunch order"" to ""launch order."""

"who is the most fun on a missing persons case? the search party animal!"

"[speaking to a guy who looks nothing like Ed Sheeran] ""Hey man, do people ever say you look like Ed Sheeran?"" ""No"" ""Didn't think so"""

"Why did the porkchop scream for help? I'd tell you the rest, but I don't want to spoil the meat of the joke."

"How can you tell God is a man? If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate"

"What does ""IDK"" mean? I keep asking people, but they don't know either."