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Joke of the Day

"What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year? He made them Batman."

"Donald Trump wants to ban shredded cheese... He wants to make America grate again"

"High cholesterol food will always have a special place in my heart."

"You may see white collar and blue collar workers in the work place. But I'm collar-blind. ~(Taken from the office)."

"I've been texting so much lately that I move my thumbs from side to side when I'm actually talking to someone."

"I am opening a restaurant called ""Peace and Quiet"" A kid meal is 250"

"Which trigonometric fatio is obsessed with the pokemon Suicune? EuSINE"

"A guy is having sex on a first date She's giving him a blow job. He tells her ""suck it harder"". So she does. Then, he yells, ""Blow, blow, the bed sheet is up my ass."""

"Nice butts take my breath away... I'm assmatic."

"My approach to women is the same as my approach to code Object Oriented"