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Joke of the Day

"Employer: ""In this job we need someone who is responsible."" Applicant: ""I'm the one you want. On my last job every time anything went wrong they said I was responsible."""

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"Homes are 750 square feet larger today than they were 30 years ago. Unfortunately, so are most Americans."
"Email and social media only go so far. Today, pick up the phone and call a brand you love."
"A German joke... A man is thanking a German firefighter in America for saving 100 people. The German says, ""Don't Menschen it"""
"With the 1st overall pick in the Whose Line is it Anyway fantasy tennis draft Is Wayne Brady gonna have to Djokovic?"
"The larger the implants, the more likely she'll be confused by a push/pull door."
"""There is no such thing as a stupid question."" - person who has never walked my family through attaching a photo to an email."
"I don't think I'm a father but I better celebrate just incase I am..."