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Joke of the Day
"I don't think I'm a father but I better celebrate just incase I am..."
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"Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. Marry your enemy. Grow old together. Watch your enemy die."
"What do you call a gay man on roller skates? Rollaids"
"I started professionally playing the rubber band as an instrument... ...I consider myself a one-man band."
"Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus? Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)"
"What do a virgin and a used Prius owner have in common? Neither of them have had sex"
"How is the Quran like weed? Burning that shit will get you stoned."
"Drugs don't ruin your career. Drug tests do."
"What do you call an Irish guy who can't keep off the weight? McFatagain! I'm sorry."
"I just bought a notebook with perforated pages... It's tearable."