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Joke of the Day
"Why hasn't anyone invented alcohol that acts as birth control too?"
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"Maybe I'm covered in chameleons right now. I'll never know for sure."
"One Eskimo said to the other, ""Where is your mother from?"" The second Eskimo says ""Alaska."""
"Jesus take the wheel... Carlos, you take the stereo. I'll take look out"
"I gave my son some masturbation advice. ""Slow the fuck down, you're going to rip my cock off."" I told him."
"What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear? Just a pair 'a normal pants."
"I don't understand why everyone thinks the KKK are racist. Every week at our meetings there's always loads of black people hanging around."
"Bought some shoes from my drug dealer Pretty shitty ones though, he's a drug dealer, not a shoe salesman."
"I miss the old days Nostalgia was better back then."
"Lion King is my favourite movie about an innocent baby animal. Being framed for murder."