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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Hitler and Killer Keemstar (DramaAlert)? Hitler knew when to kill himself. (Got this from the youtube comments of Hell)"

"Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels."

"Made a hiking playlist earlier called trail mix It has a lot of eminem in it"

"Proof of God Every atheist becomes a theist if you give them a little space"

"Why did the podiatrist want to change careers? Because he always felt defeat."

"id be so offended if a group of ppl just rolled through my room on safari rn as im lounging in bed and just pointed at me and took pictures"

"A fascist walks into a bar.. he orders 1 strong liter."

"The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was tense."

"What do you call someone who impersonates a lousy mom? Bad mother faker."

"WARNING: KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN- DO NOT STAND TOO CLOSE TO THEM, THEY ARE GROSS AND WILL ASK YOU FOR STUFF"