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Joke of the Day
"How do you know you have a high sperm count? She's got to chew before swallowing."
Next Joke
"My wife and I were happy for 20 years Then we met."
"Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke? I don't know you tell me."
"Q: Why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve? A: It was a litterbug."
"Which type of soup is the heaviest? Won-ton soup"
"A man is told he is drunk by a Bartender He shouted ""I am not drunk"" The Bartender shouted ""Tell the time!"" The man walked up to the clock and shouted at the Clock ""I AM NOT FUCKING DRUNK"""
"Fifty Shades of Grey. In anticipation for the release of Fifty Shades of Grey, many theaters have installed more powerful ventilation systems to compensate for the smell."
"2: I no want to eat pasta! It too spicy! Me: Oh ok then 2: I no wan watch Mickey Mouse he too spicy! Me: huh? 2: NO BATH TIME BATH TOO SPICY"
"A Buddhist goes up to a hot dog stand And says ""Make me one with everything."""
"You kids today with your on demand music don't know the euphoria of hearing your jam come on the radio without the DJ talking over it."