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Joke of the Day
"What kind of phone does Hades use half the year for making booty calls? The Perse-phone."
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"Does anyone else have a really hard time having a conversation on a carousel? I always feel like I'm talking in circles."
"When someone tries to tell me they can't do something, I'm like ""you ever hear of the Power of Grayskull?"""
"In space, no one can hear you scream. Because it's space, and everyone is on the ground. What are you even doing up there?"
"Biker mimes If a group of mimes forms a motorcycle gang.... Do they have to drive electric bikes?"
"Chelsea Clinton charges $65,000 for a 10 minute speech. How many times has her husband said, ""Honey, I can't afford to hear about your day."""
"If your opponent cracks his knuckles before a fight, have comfort knowing that osteoarthritis will, in due time, avenge your savage beating."
"Come this Tuesday I will no longer be a 40 year old virgin. I will be a 41 year old virgin..."
"Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years."
"When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $4.95 a minute."