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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama's so loose and hairy... It looks like Bob Ross screaming at the top of his lungs."
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"friend of mine collapsed while he was putting the washing out the other day and had to be rushed to hospital. He almost pegged it."
"I don't know why they have flavored condoms It's not like my asshole has taste buds. My brother told me this, sorry if it's a repost."
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"Sometimes when I attempt to make a joke as reply-all to a group email chain I hit the wrong button & just make joke to 1 weirded out person"
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