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Joke of the Day

"Going to open a Vietnamese restaurant and name it Viet Nom Nom Nom."

"I was going to tell a joke about my broken pencil, but there is no point..."

"What does a guy drink when he wants to go out with a girl? DATERADE"

"What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud"

"Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? To get to the same side!"

"You think if I tell my dad ""30 is the new 20"" he'll start paying all my bills for me again like he did 10 years ago?"

"Opinions are like orgasms, mine's more important and I don't give a fuck if she has one."

"My wife is my sex object Everytime i ask for sex, she object."

"Why is the Apple Store always so hot? They don't have Windows installed. ;)"

"Why do women prefer a 77 instead of a 69? (Slightly NSFW) Because they get 8 more."