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Joke of the Day
"What did UK say while leaving? It's not EU, it's me"
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"Thanks to Twitter I will never again ask a man ""What are you thinking?"" Because now I know and I am horrified."
"What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most? M'Kay"
"What's big and brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"
"What do Donald Trump and the Chinese have in common? Im not going to make a shit joke about a wall get out of here"
"What's the first thing Michael Jackson did when he walked into a Chuck 'E' Cheese? Beat it."
"Have you heard about the Viagra shipment that was stolen? The police are on the lookout for hardened criminals."
"If we allowed all banned substances - just think about how exciting sports would be"
"Trump supporters are so uneducated! Now give us that sweet prosperous socialism! *walks onto the highway*"
"One sweet thing about being the boss in the office is that you can actually order specific supplies you want to steal."