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Joke of the Day

"What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients? At your cervix, m'lady"

"A cell's sister stepped on the cell's toe. ""Mitosis"""

"You want to piss off a woman? Hide one shoe."

"Maybe wishes would come true if instead of throwing a penny in a fountain you threw something in that wasn't completely useless."

"What is a priest's favorite guitar chord? Gsus"

"My 4yo brought his Woody doll to the store and was swinging it around. I told him loudly to stop hitting people with his Woody. Parenting."

"Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe? Because the servers cannot be found"

"Who gets more pleasure from sex? - Well, thinking logically, it must be a woman. - Why? - If you want to scratch your ear, what part of your body gets more pleasure? Finger or ear?"

"tried to sign up for Obamacare via my SEGA Dreamcast web browser only to learn its not supported. This is 1,000x worse than Benghazi."

"We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick."