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Joke of the Day

"It's that time of year when it gets *just* cold enough to draw dicks on people's car windows."

"""I wish you would stop staring at my breasts. "" said the barmaid, ""you're making me uncomfortable. "" ""Uncomfortable?"" I replied, ""you want to try sitting on one of these stools with an hard on. """

"What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost? Pair-a-normal investigators."

"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowoman? Snowballs!"

"I made a line of soda called Bad Wifi It's not doing so well, everyone keeps saying it isn't refreshing."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bun ! Bun who ? Bun-nies make lovely pets !"

"Today I drove through a huge puddle that splashed up under my car and laughed to myself as I whispered, ""car bidet."""

"Where do fish deposit their money? River banks"

"Did such a great job cutting down a tree yesterday The neighbours clapped as I took a bough"

"What porn do Saudis get away with? Camel toes."