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Joke of the Day
"Not looking at my phone during dinner will be the most romantic gesture I will make today."
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"Hey what's something great from the 90s that they don't have anymore? The twin towers"
"Why was Good Friday a favorite Nazi holiday? Because people all over the world celebrated the death of a Jew."
"""No shit, Sherlock"" ""Keep digging, Watson"""
"Chef 1: You can't serve cake for breakfast, moms won't allow it. Chef 2: What if we fry it in a pan & pour syrup all over it? 1: GENIUS!"
"Comcast opens an airline. The airplane only goes full speed to certain, partner airports and if the airplane flies further than expected, you're charged per mile."
"A cannibal tried a bite of my kidney He said it was offal"
"What do you call a boring banana? unaPEELING"
"What did the gay guy say to his lover when they were going on vacation? ""Hey, can you help me pack my shit?"""
"What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism? Allaboo Akbar."