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Joke of the Day

"I've adjusted my insults to be more pc Instead of calling people gay, I call them straight."

"After years of courting her , she finally said yes Followed by 'thats him, officer'"

"I told my girlfriend to prepare to seek immediate medical help. Because she was about to experience an erection lasting longer than four hours."

"What did the red dog say to the blue dog? Nothing, dogs can't speak."

"My Pet Mouse Elvis Died Today He got caught in a trap."

"Why are all black people tall? Because they're negroes!"

"LeBron Still Wins MVP. Most Visible Penis."

"Curiosity actually killed my cat. Worst stripper ever."

"As I walked down an alley today, I was accosted by what I thought was an angry, needy turnip. It turned to be a ruder beggar."

"We'd be scared of beavers if trees screamed."