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Joke of the Day

"So, Noah found two polar bears in the Mideast? And after the flood, he took them back to Canada? That sounds plausible. #GodScience"

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"If storks bring white babies and crows bring black babies, then what brings no babies? Swallows"
"Do you know what they feed you at Guantanamo Bay? Well after being there for 30 years, neither do I!"
"Most girls on Facebook have more problems than a math text book.."
"My wife was diagnosed with multiple personality disorder... And, just my luck, not one of them likes sucking cock."
"I wonder what the bees inside Wilma Flintstone's vibrator talked about: ""Another fight with Fred? Looks like we're working overtime again."""
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt"
"You know what they say about a man with cold hands...... No gloves."
"that show ""Intervention"" should just be called ""Haters"""
"I recently bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
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