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Joke of the Day
"I actually talked to real people this weekend. It was weird."
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"Knock knock... (**WARNING OFFENSIVE**) Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET YOU SON A OF A BITCH!"
"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkings after a house fire."
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"One time, I considered becoming a gynecologist... ...but then I heard I'd be dealing with twats every day."
"What's the favorite song of blacks I shot the sheriff"