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Joke of the Day
"I actually talked to real people this weekend. It was weird."
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"I invented a new word yesterday Plagiarism"
"Have you heard about the new car park crime statistics? It's wrong on so many levels."
"How to tell if a programmer is gay. C : ENTER : ### / Edit: Nifty Code Formatting"
"I know 3 people who are clinically insane: Me."
"Marriage has taught me that communication is key. I talk to my therapist & she talks to hers. Its not perfect, but its progress."
"Q: What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse? A: Talk"
"Trump joke last night... What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election? ""Pardon me"""
"I don't understand the point of lap-dancing clubs. If I wanted a woman to take all my money and sexually frustrate me, I'd stay at home with the wife."
"What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck? He was on the rocks."