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Joke of the Day

"I don't mind when a waitress says, ""Is Pepsi fine?"" when I ask for some coke. But when my drug dealer says it, it's kind of annoying"

"Why didn't they just call ""Ant-Man"" Uncle? Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show."

"TV playback craziness [Through the eyes of Adrienne Hedger](https://www.facebook.com/HedgerHumor/photos/pb.630201143662377.-2207520000.1443863939./1179935295355623/?type=3&theater). :)"

"Went camping last weekend.. Yeah it was intents"

"I like my women how I like my salad dressing Extra Virgin"

"If you're an American outside the bathroom what are you inside the bathroom? European."

"My IB Extended Essay is like a hot slut. I have to do it, and it sucks balls."

"What's the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand."

"the latest news from the boston bombing authorities think it was race related."

"What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot? An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!"