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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't they just call ""Ant-Man"" Uncle? Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show."

"""Always remember me."" - Anonymous."

"People who aren't entombed in 8 feet of snow, what's it like to live in a tropical paradise?"

"Why doesn't China have a phone directory? Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number."

"I sexually identify as a brick. I'm always hard and I've only been laid once."

"What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy? A nice tight seal"

"I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts."

"Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS? A: A know-it-all bitch."

"Next time somebody tries to argue using statistics.... Remind them that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."

"boys love mysterious girls so don't be afraid to show up to dates with a shovel and a smear of fresh blood on your collar"