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Joke of the Day
"Did you know sex is hereditary? If your parents didn't have it, you probably won't either."
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"I realize I'm not good advising suicidal people I said ""hang in there!"""
"what do you get when you put a roofie in lemonade? Lemonlaid."
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"Why did 10 die? Because it was in the middle of 9 11"
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