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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cucumber blush? Because it saw the salad dressing."
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"What do you get when you mix nosleep with eye bleech. sleep bleech"
"(Mild GoT spoilers) Why is Hodor's real name Wylis? Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout."
"My piss looks and smells like gasoline this morning. My piss does impersonations of other liquids. That's talented piss."
"Catfished I met someone online and traveled to their house to hook-up. Knock on the door and a cute blonde opens. I'm pretty pissed, they looked nothing like the 10 year old boy I spoke to."
"Where did the salami go on holiday? Costa Deli-Sol"
"My grandpa says, ""Comedians are too dark and don't tell set-up punchline jokes anymore."" So, a suicidal teen walks into a car."
"[trying to stick a dollar in a vending machine] vending machine: i have a boyfriend"
"Therapist: what would you say to your dad if he were alive today? Me: sorry for cremating you. I honestly thought you were dead"
"do u know the muffin man the muffin man the muffin man do u know the muffin man that lives on d-d-d-d-d-d DROP THE BASS *club goes nuts*"