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Joke of the Day
"What's a white supremacist's favourite fast food restaurant? KKKFC"
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"A gorilla was shot I was playing pokemon go and the next thing i knew , a gorilla was dragging me around wtf mom"
"Guy cut me off & I shouted, ""you are unable to pleasure your wife. OR HUSBAND."" Cause he needs to know I'm angry, yet progressive."
"What's blue and square? An orange in disguise! Boom!!!"
"I am writing my first Buddhist musical, ""Hello Dalai... Lama""."
"Big shout-out to slugs! Those little guys are out there everyday, doing all the same stuff as snails but without helmets."
"Did you hear about the Puerto Rican secretary who was getting so experienced she could type twenty mistakes a minute?"
"RSVP: yes no yes now but then no later on"
"I was shocked to walk in on my son playing with his privates... Those toy soldiers were supposed to be his surprise birthday gift..."
"dry skin? flaky scalp? discoloration? scaling? tongue bifurcating all by itself? hissing? legs fusing together? recently evicted a gypsy?"