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Joke of the Day
"I rate the next One Direction album... ...four out of five stars."
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"I renewed my driver's license today and was asked if I wanted to be an organ donor. I declined but did offer to give them my old harmonica."
"just when my neighbors think they know me, I sprint across their yard pushing a wheelbarrow full of hair"
"Why is George Bush in bed every night by 9:10? Because nothing good happens after 9:11."
"One venti cheeseburger please."
"What did Vizzini say when he heard of your mom's abortion? Inconceivable."
"Didn't u hate it when as a kid u got the ""mystery flavor"" lollipop & the mystery ended up being that your parents got divorced (Or lemon)?"
"Two Condoms Two condoms walk by a gay bar. One says to the other, ""Let's go in here and get shit-faced."""
"What do you call a school that teaches you how to draw hairy butts? Colon-hairy Arts School!"
"So many words sound the same When someone calls you from a homophone."