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Joke of the Day

"What did the picky cow say? Mewww."

"playing too much GTA. starting to see traffic as ""options."""

"I thought I share this gem What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man? .....Leave the plunger in the toilet!"

"I got a new fridge today. It's pretty cool."

"Being autistic is a bit like being a photon... Getting from here to someplace else is instantaneous, but what happens in between is incomprehensible. (source: am autistic)"

"Best thing about drinking in downtown LA is that if u need a bathroom, it's all around you"

"What does a condom have in common with a coffin? Ones for coming and ones for going."

"Where does Amy go after the explosion? EVERYWHERE!!!"

"There was two people in the bus I wasn't the one who farted"

"How does the moon cut his hair? 'Eclipse it Thought it was relevant to today's eclipse..."