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Joke of the Day

"""Sit"" dog sits ""Down"" dog lays down on floor ""Play Dead"" dog graduates college, finds job, gets married and has kids"

"What do you call a waterfall that flows upwards? Viagra falls!"

"What's the one knot I can tie with my butt? A noose"

"What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays? Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday."

"Where do Orcish cows go to hang out? *Moooooooo*rdor."

"What dairy product is the most revered? Swiss cheese, after all it's the holeist!"

"Do you know how much cocaine Charlie Sheen uses ? Enough to kill two and half a man."

"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it."

"What's the worst part about being a beaver? It's a lot of dam work."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a large-breasted crab? One's a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean"