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Joke of the Day
"Do you know how much cocaine Charlie Sheen uses ? Enough to kill two and half a man."
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"An Old German Visits the Doctor. His doctor comes into the room with a frown on his face, and tells him he has Lung Cancer. ""Well,"" the German says, ""I did Nazi that coming."""
"Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1? Because he doesn't have a brain"
"The Comic Wonder of the week is ""The Contest"" by ReedBurns [audio]"
"Damn girl, are you the brownie I just dropped on the floor? because you're hairy but I still wanna eat you"
"People who marry for money over love usually end up cheating for love over money!"
"How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter? Don't worry, they'll let you know."
"""Doctor, doctor! I need a new pair of glasses!"" ""I can see that - this is a hotdog stand."""
"If you take the D out of Devil what do you get? D"
"There's no ""I"" in meat, but there's ""me"" and ""eat"", and I don't know how vegans can argue with that logic."