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Joke of the Day
"Do you know how much cocaine Charlie Sheen uses ? Enough to kill two and half a man."
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"Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem."
"Stranger adds me to facebook *has a panic attack* Creepy as hell stranger follows on twitter *does victory dance*"
"How do you find a girl with no legs? Follow the slime trail."
"Interviewer: what's your biggest weakness? Me: ha nice try I: excuse me? M: that's how Lex Luthor beat Superman. I'm not stupid."
"What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother? virgin"
"What are Hillary Clinton, Elizabeth Warren, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and Theresa May doing in a room together? ...playing bridge."
"3. That's how many times you have to ask someone if they're grumpy before they get grumpy."
"Every cab driver I've ever had seems like he killed thousands of people in his homeland."
"Twitter is proof that people should not be allowed to name themselves."