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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a waterfall that flows upwards? Viagra falls!"
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"How does an insane man get through the forest? By taking the psychopath. hhhhehehhehe good one right? yeh? no..? ok."
"i always carry a condom in my wallet incase i can't finish my corndog"
"I went to my doctor without any money and begged If you fix this diarrhea I'll do you a solid."
"What make an ISIS joke funny? the execution"
"Fox News reports that President Obama rapped his oath in Arabic while cutting the head off a goat."
"My doctor told me to get a lot of rest and fluids so I've been on a drunk rage in my bedroom since 1988."
"what do a nun and a public defender have in common? neither one can get you off"
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She didn't wear her seatbelt."
"So pi and the imaginary number are talking... and i says to pi, ""be rational."" Pi responds, ""u shut ur bitch-ass whore mouth or im gon shank u mofo"" and i says, ""Oh shit just got real."""