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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a waterfall that flows upwards? Viagra falls!"
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"Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings."
"Take me down to the gentrified city where the grass is green and the girls can't even"
"My 4 y/o doesn't realize that things in life have happened before his existence. I bet this is what life is like for Kanye. Let's be gentle."
"Sorry I ruined your surprise party by telling everyone it was an intervention"
"I just got this twitter error: ""The server understood your request but is refusing to fill it."" Apparently, twitter thinks we're married."
"That moment of panic when you accidentally swipe left on Bae while getting food off your phone."
"Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems."
"Lois: ""I saw Batman yesterday. He's put on a lot of weight"" Clark: *lowers glasses* ""More like Fat- Lois: ""Oh my god it's Superman"""
"*gets pulled over* Officer: how high are u Me: no officer, it's hi, how are u"