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Joke of the Day
"Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin? Jock the stripper."
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"I walked into a disabled toilet It was autistic"
"A lot of people have been asking me what I'll be doing in 5 years' time? C'mon guys, I don't have 2020 vision."
"Programmers How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, that's a hardware problem."
"I don't understand why everyone thinks the KKK are racist. Every week at our meetings there's always loads of black people hanging around."
"So I was dating a girl who had a lazy eye It would have worked out, but it turns out she was seeing someone on the side"
"In recent years the number of UFO sightings has dropped because of the smart phone. Their users never look up."
"when interviewing a person for a dog walking position, you must make absolutely certain that given the chance, the applicant won't eat a dog"
"Called my Doctor, in a panic, serious difficulty ""passing"" urine. Turns out, it's just that I drive a shitty mini-van."
"What happened when fire and the wheel were invented? People got lit and turnt."