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Joke of the Day

"What's Bill Cosby's favorite part of the house? The roof."

"What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard? A new last name!"

"Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ? Because they can only count to 3."

"What is the interior temperature of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm"

"How lost members does it take to change a lightbulb?"

"I hear if you are a woman in a relationship you have a better chance of getting a ring than LeBron does. pow. bam."

"What do you call a Spanish soccer player with no legs? Grassy-ass"

"Guns don't kill people... ... Husbands who come home early, kill people."

"With all the complaints about iOS 8 taking forever to install... You'd think that Apple would rename it to iOS ."

"Why have they created sweet tampons? for sour puss(ys)"