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Joke of the Day

"What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child? The PDF file. What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child? The PDF file."

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"My girlfriend died yesterday. She's dead. She suffocated, broke her neck and drown all at the same time. I'll never her last words. Do you want a blow job?"
"What do plums and bunnies have in common? They're both purple, except bunnies...bunnies aren't purple :/"
"there should be some kind of National Dog and before any politician gets sworn into office we have to see how the dog reacts to them"
"Louis FarraKhan and Jeffery Dalmer walk into a bar... ehhhh I got nothin.. just thought that would be a hilarious start to a joke."
"What does a bee get at McDonalds ? A humburger !"
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"""I think this cereal has gone bad."" *me drunk, eating Meow Mix*"
"I invented a new word. Plagiarism."
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