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Joke of the Day

"Saw a pretty girl, asked her, ""whats your sign?"" She said stop."

"Whenever I drink I turn into Jason Bourne. I can't remember much, fighting comes naturally, and I have a sudden need to evade the law."

"When an IT person pisses me off I just wait until 4:45pm to crash my computer."

"What do you call a person with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."

"Why do bakers work so hard? Because they knead the dough."

"old chinese proverb Man who fart in church, must sit in his on pew."

"I'm going to create a new app for people who want to find more pornography like the porn they already like. . . Porndora."

"I know how we can solve the California water crisis Collect all the sweat drops from John Boyega"

"I opened what I thought was a can of whoop-ass, but it turned out to be Whoomp! And there it is, all over my floor."

"There was this cute girl next to me and I missed a lot of obvious signals... We both ended up dying from the car crash."