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Joke of the Day
"What do gay horses like? Big fat horse cock."
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"Chuck Norris' penis has a Ph.D in sexual education. It also has a pretty mean golf swing."
"What do you call it when you kill someone with your bad breath from a long distance away? No scope"
"[LPT] Always read the comment section of LPTs. There's always a better LPT."
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