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Joke of the Day
"[LPT] Always read the comment section of LPTs. There's always a better LPT."
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"What's the definition of gross? Two vampires fighting over a used tampon"
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"An e-mail confirming you've unsubscribed from a mailing list is a fun way of saying you're not having the last word in THIS argument, pal."
"Forgive me Twitter for I have sinned, it's been twenty minutes since my last Tweet."
"CS:GO's New One-Shot Revolver http://blog.counter-strike.net/index.php/2015/12/13288/"
"Me: I snuck in my own candy and a drink Her: This is a funeral home Me: Without a snack bar"
"I saw Bill Cosby at the bar last night... He asked me if I needed any sugar for my Long Island iced tea."