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Joke of the Day
"Internet, you've made a compelling argument. Sleep: present your case."
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"Damn girl are you a pair of sexy knickers??? You're cute on the outside but you're only covering a c*nt"
"[NSFW] My new girlfriend just introduced me to her fetish.... I didn't want to tell anyone, but I just had to get this shit off my chest."
"I got fired for sticking my dick in the pickle slicer at work. She got fired too."
"What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind. 2. No business."
"I had this really funny joke about the sun i was going to tell you all, but some bastard has made a funnier joke about the moon and totally eclipsed it."
"""asparagai"" is what i call multiple asparagus, but don't take my word for it. get your own word for multiple asparagus"
"Adults never get excited anymore about how big I got since they last saw me :("
"if women think they arent meant to cook why do they have milk and eggs inside them?"
"I know 5 people who are clinically insane I'm two of them..."