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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart? A tutor."
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"I'm single by choice. Just not my choice."
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"What did one strawberry say to the other? If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam."
"Got an extension cord, and moved the microwave right into bed with me. This 2015 is looking like a good one already."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotopuss"