103681
Joke of the Day
"What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world? An ambulance"
Next Joke
"""Life isn't fair!"" is an ironclad excuse for treating people like crap."
"I started downloading Jaws the other day But after one megabyte, my computer died."
"Why are all black people tall? Because they're negroes!"
"My kid said he was gonna jump off the roof using a blanket as a parachute and I was like ""That won't work you idiot. Go get my umbrella""."
"WIFE: You overreact to everything! ME: [phones police]"
"Every female knows that one annoying boy who constantly asks ""So when we gonna chill?"""
"What hood was the Swedish cholo from? StockHOLMES!"
"The beauty of a text message is that it transcends time. You respond at your leisure. Unless it's from your wife, then you have 30 seconds."
"Women who live in glass houses shouldn't complain about the glass ceiling"